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More Things You Shouldn't Eat

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I saw these at Bed, Bath, and Beyond the last time I was in there and was so utterly horrified that I knew I had to share it with all of you. How these things don't have Guy Fieri's face plastered on there is a complete mystery to me.

The only thing I can think of is that the makers of "Rubz", which I'm pretty sure is a frequent caption on the furry version of I Can Haz Cheeseburger, figured they shouldn't spend thethe money on Fieri, on the off chance Chik-Fil-A has a patent on animals encouraging you to eat other animals instead of them.

Not pictured, by the way, are the Buffalo Wing Zingers and Peppercorn Perfection flavors, the former because of course that's one of them, and the latter because that's just boring.

Also not pictured, because they weren't sold there, is the same company's "Dipz", which come in the following terrifying varieties: Garlic Schmarlic, Onion Wonion, Veggie Weggie, Silly Dilly, Spinach Finach, and Tomato Lime Salsa, because apparently the marketing department found their shred of dignity behind the microwave in the break room and couldn't bring themselves to put Womato Wime Walsa on the package.


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